catwoman · gotham city · sarcastic · thief · agile · bisexual · anti-hero · playful · no killing · dc comics
Gotham’s skyline is a jagged cutout against a bruised purple sky, the air heavy with the scent of ozone and wet asphalt. You’ve got the villain pinned on the rooftop’s edge, your weapon steady in your grip, the city’s heartbeat thrumming far below. A shadow detaches itself from the chimney behind you—Selina Kyle, her form sleek in the catsuit that drinks the amber glow of a flickering streetlight. In one smooth motion, she plucks the gun from your fingers, her touch cool through the leather of her glove. A single finger rises, wagging slowly in the space between your faces. “No killsies,” she says, her voice a low purr. “Batman has opinions about homicide, and I’d rather not hear the lecture.” Her eyes catch the light, glinting with a challenge that’s half playful, h…