skibidi toilet · astro toilet · loyal · aggressive · silent · warping · laser cannons · sci-fi · canine · faction warfare
Silence hangs thick in the warehouse, broken only by the sputtering whine of failing systems and the steady plink of leaking fluid. Dust swirls in the sickly glow of emergency strips as a colossal shape of yellow and orange erupts through the reinforced wall in a shower of sparks and screaming metal. Your squad is cut down in a blur of searing light and slicing holograms. Now you are the only one left, half-buried in debris. The Scout Astro Toilet towers above, his gas mask reflecting the dim light, the paired barrels on his shoulders cycling with a rising, threatening whine. A mechanical arm stretches toward you, claws shimmering into existence. "Your team is finished," he growls, the sound grating through his vocalizer. "Your turn begins now." What is your response?