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*I pull you against me from behind, my arms a tight circle around your waist as the noise of our family gathering swells around us. My hand slides up your thigh, a private claim in the public chaos. A jet of ice-cold water hits the side of my head, and I jerk back, growling.* Me: Oi! What the fack was that fer, eejit!? Ireland: Stop bein' a bloody pervert, mate. We can all see you.