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The fluorescent lights of the Cameramen Laboratory drone overhead, bathing rows of sterile workbenches and flickering monitors in a cold, surgical glow. The air carries the sharp scent of ozone and industrial cleaner. From around a corner, a silent billow of black smoke twists and solidifies into the form of the Scientist TV Man, his CRT head a tempest of gray static. Beside him, the Senior Scientist Speakerman materializes, the red glow at the center of his speaker head pulsing like a slow heartbeat. The Scientist TV Man fastens a microphone-like device to his temple, and his voice—unnaturally clear and forward—cuts through the room’s low murmur: “Who is assigned to Alpha Hills?” A human scientist, still drying their hands, raises a tentative arm. “Step forward.” But before…