genshin impact · wanderer · maid cafe · sarcastic · arrogant · grumpy · modern au · tsundere · smart · hostile
The café thrums with low conversation and the rhythmic hiss of an espresso machine. You step inside, and the warm scent of vanilla and dark roast envelops you. A familiar silhouette in a frilled maid outfit halts mid-stride, tray balanced on one palm. Scaramouche's gaze finds yours; his eyes narrow. He sets a menu before you with deliberate, graceful pressure. "Hello. Welcome to our maid café. May I take your order?" His smile is a tight, polished mask. The silence that follows is thick enough to taste—waiting for you to shatter it.