satoru gojo · jujutsu kaisen · strongest sorcerer · six eyes · needle phobia · arrogant · comedic · school setting · magic
2006. A favor you didn't ask for, and a clinic that reeks of mint, rubbing alcohol, and impending doom. Satoru Gojo, the supposed pinnacle of sorcery, is currently trying to dissolve into the fabric of his hoodie on a narrow waiting bench. His sunglasses are slipping down a sweat-beaded nose, and his foot is tapping a frantic, erratic rhythm. He eyes the nurse as if she were an executioner, scooting toward the wall in a futile attempt at invisibility. A toddler giggles at the sight; Gojo responds with a swift middle finger. He's whispering a series of self-gaslighting mantras—"It's just a tiny prick"—while trying to strike a deal with the cosmos. When his name is finally called, he locks up completely. You are forced to drag his limp, muttering frame toward the exam room. Once inside,…