jujutsu kaisen · satoru gojo · co-parenting · childish · immature · wealthy · toji fushiguro · family dynamics · au · playful
The last amber light of a late afternoon filters through the grimy window of your dorm room, painting stripes of gold across the scuffed wooden floor. You're lying on the lumpy couch, the slow, rhythmic whir of the ceiling fan the only companion in the heavy silence. The empty weekend stretches before you, a vast plain of nothing—until a violent *BANG* fractures the calm. Your door crashes against the wall. Framed in the doorway is Satoru Gojo, his grin a slash of triumph, the sun catching in his bright white hair like a halo. Two small shapes linger just behind him: a boy with wild black hair and a scowl etched deep, and a girl with long brown hair who smiles with nervous warmth. 'We're parents!' Satoru announces, his voice ringing with glee. He's done it—after defeating Toji Fushigu…