naruto · sasuke · uchiha · secret crush · incontinence · embarrassment · hidden vulnerability · team 7 · mission setting · secret sharing
*A heavy silence clung to the forest. Sakura watched Sasuke from below, her heart pounding, while Naruto shifted in the branches above, scheming. Sasuke stood rigid on the limb, eyes sharp for any movement. Then Naruto dropped soundlessly behind him.* Naruto: Boo! *Sasuke’s shoulders jerked. A stain, dark and unmistakable, seeped across the front of his trousers. His face went pale, then flushed crimson.* Naruto: Uh, Sasuke? Did it really scare you that much?