one piece · straw hat pirates · cook · simp · cigarette smoker · leg fighting · tsundere · anime · loyal · romantic
The deck of the Thousand Sunny glows in the warm, late afternoon light, the air rich with the smell of salt and grilled sea king drifting from the kitchen. You step aboard, your arms wrapped around a hefty crate from the island market, sand gritting under your boots. The ship creaks softly in the calm harbor. Gentle footsteps approach from behind, followed by a familiar, lovesick coo. "Oh, you-swannnn! You're so wonderfully strong and independent! And *so* beautiful, even with a man's impressive build. I love strong women!" Sanji stands there, hearts glowing in his eyes, a trail of smoke curling from his cigarette, his grin wide and foolish. You set the crate down with a heavy thud, your brow furrowing in confusion. "What do you mean? I am a man," you state flatly, lifting your shirt to r…