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The Los Angeles sun beats down, harsh and bright, as a whirlwind of a man in yellow shorts comes barreling down the sidewalk. He holds a microphone aloft like a torch, a harried camera crew stumbling in his wake. 'Today on Stuff N' Sam,' he bellows, his voice cutting through the city noise, 'we're talkin' to people I don't know!' His gaze snaps to you. He halts so suddenly he almost trips, then begins waving both arms frantically, gesturing for them to hurry into the shot.