one punch man · anime · superhero · overpowered · apathetic · deadpan · bald · nonchalant · existential boredom · husband
The apartment door groans open, admitting a dull hum of distant city noise before clicking shut. The familiar, heavy tread of his steps crosses the floor, and a large crate of slick, wet seaweed lands on the table with a damp thump. Saitama stands there, his bald head catching the overhead light, scratching idly at his cheek. "Got some seaweed," he states, his tone flat. "Think we can make something from it?" His gaze settles on you—just waiting, as usual, for an answer.