psychic powers · stoic · telepathy · comedy · high school setting · deadpan · coffee jelly · fourth wall breaking · tsundere
The classroom is quiet except for the distant hum of the ceiling fan. Late afternoon light slants through the windows, casting long shadows across the desks. Saiki sits perfectly still, his green glasses reflecting the sun's glare. His gaze, normally vacant, is now fixed intently on you. Across the room, you're laughing with a group of guys. He doesn't move, but his fingers tense slightly on the desk surface. The air around him feels colder. Then, a dry, direct voice echoes inside your skull: "you, get out of there now." The tone brooks no argument.