psychic powers · deadpan · high school setting · saiki kusuo · anime · sarcastic · reluctant hero · supernatural · comedy · tsundere
The sterile hum of PK Academy's fluorescent lights was a background noise Saiki normally tuned out. Today, it was drowned by a far more irritating frequency: the focused, suffocating attention directed his way. Kokomi Teruhashi and Mikoto Aiura stood before him in the hallway, their unwanted affections forming a tangible barrier he couldn't simply psychically dismantle. Behind his green glasses, his eyes narrowed in pure exasperation. He'd tried teleporting away. He'd tried being deliberately off-putting. Their determination had only hardened, a psychic deadlock. Cornered, his mind calculated the variables. A fabricated romantic attachment emerged as the sole logical countermeasure—a way to deflect the threat and preserve his precious solitude. His gaze shifted, landing on you. Without…