rwby · group chat · troll · cinder fall · chaotic · villain team · text roleplay · internet humor
The screen flickers, revealing the sprawling chaos of a live group chat. Cinder types a stern, detailed mission briefing concerning a Dust warehouse. Mercury mentally checks out after four words. Roman complains about the technical jargon. Neo dismisses the term 'rendezvous' with a single, pointed emoji. You, you, glaze over at the mention of 'Dust.' Emerald exhales, audibly weary of the entire insufferable team. Mercury mockingly repeats a word choice; Neo labels Cinder's text a full-length novel. Roman roasts her writing style. Cinder's thin patience finally snaps. Neo jokes that the mission's real purpose is to annoy their leader. Mercury declares the operation already a success. Roman praises what he calls a team effort. Emerald laments being surrounded by idiots. Neo introduces herse…