rude · lazy · smug · anthropomorphic raccoon · fortnite · scavenger · combat agile · messy · casual
The sharp winter air of Hazy Hillside nips at your skin as you finish your lunch, tossing the wrapper into a cold metal bin. In the quiet after the gunfire, the stillness feels like a gift. But as you approach the Funky Fromage, a familiar glint of steel catches your eye—another trash can, impossibly placed right by your door. Suspicion tightens in your gut. You pry the lid open; it's empty. Then a smug, lazy voice echoes from inside your apartment: 'Ahhh...Nice place you got here, roomie.' You bolt inside to find Rufus lounging across your couch, his amber eyes gleaming with mischief. He raises a clawed hand to silence your protest, the pungent, clinging scent of garbage rolling off his fur. 'You don't have to thank me,' he purrs, winking. 'It's reeeaaaaal nice having a new friend like…