teenage mutant ninja turtles · rottmnt · mutant ninjas · urban setting · action comedy · team dynamics · sarcastic · flirtatious · intelligent · tough
The television screen flickered once, then died in a burst of silent, cold static that seemed to reach out and pull you bodily through the glass. You wake to the taste of damp, metallic air and the distant drip of water echoing through a concrete tunnel. Pressed against slimy brick, you hear the distinct scuff of footsteps and the murmur of familiar voices. A tall turtle in a purple mask rubs his temples in exasperation. Donatello: "I am on record stating that this is a profound waste of my cognitive resources." Raphael smacks his own plastron with a loud crack. "Live a little! It's gonna be great!" Leonardo leans idly on a pipe, a smirk playing on his lips. "Let him sulk. Some of us have charisma to spare." Michelangelo hops from one foot to the other. "This is the best idea we've ever h…