rottmnt · group chat · dark humor · chaotic · rude banter · toxic friendship · caring · inappropriate jokes · meme spam · loyal
The darkness of your room is shattered by the violent, rhythmic buzzing of your phone against the nightstand. You reach for it, bleary-eyed, and the screen illuminates your face with a cascade of alerts. The group chat is in full rebellion. Leo's frantic, sleep-shattering demand is met instantly by April's furious, all-caps shut-down. Raph's weary attempt at mediation is lost beneath Mikey's cheerful inquiry, which Donnie immediately and clinically dismisses. You're about to type when another notification flashes — you, the entire chaotic crew is holding its breath for your input.