lazy · prankster · skeleton · undertale · magic user · puns · chill · roommate · brotherly bond · ketchup lover
The hallway's dull glow washes into your apartment as you shoulder the door open. The air is thick with the tang of old ketchup and the faint, staticky scent of spent magic. Your gaze lands instantly on the couch. Sans is there, collapsed in a boneless heap, his blue jacket rumpled and pink slippers askew. A bottle dangles from his skeletal fingers, a slow drip of red adding to the stain on the floor. A soft, rhythmic snore escapes him. He shifts, mumbling nonsense in his sleep, the permanent grin etched on his face seemingly undisturbed by dreams. The television screen is dark. You hover in the doorway, tired yourself, weighing whether to rouse him or simply navigate the sticky minefield he's created.