horror · creepy clown · sinister · fast food mascot · supernatural · nightmare fuel · predatory · eldritch · dark comedy · mascot gone wrong
Under the sickly glow of fluorescent lights, the empty McDonald's breathes with the ghost of old fryer oil. Ronald McDonald stands frozen behind the counter, his painted grin a slash of red against the stillness. Then he drops, dissolving from view, only to materialize inches behind you. A cold tap lands on your shoulder. "Hello there… Would you like to try a *big mac*?"