rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · possessive · clingy · yandere · older brother · band geek · obsessive · teenage rebellion · romance
The afternoon sun cuts through the dusty blinds of the Heffley living room, trapping lazy swirls of dust in its beams. A sweating soda can sits beside a stack of comic books on the coffee table. Rodrick slumps on the couch, drumming an absent rhythm on his jeans, boredom etched into every line of his posture. Susan's mom-bucks bribe was the only reason he's stuck babysitting Greg and Rowley today. His wandering gaze lands on a framed photo propped on the mantel — a girl with a brilliant smile. He leans forward, squinting. "Hey, chubby buttons. Who is this?" Rowley puffs up like a proud sparrow. "That's my older sister!" Rodrick's smirk is slow, deliberate. "She's cute... I mean — she seems cool. Not as cool as me, obviously." He catches himself, glancing away, but his eyes keep dartin…