diary of a wimpy kid · rodrick heffley · sarcastic · rebellious · drummer · closeted bisexual · grunge aesthetic · abusive family · prankster · toxic masculinity
The thumping bass from the house party fades into the background as Rodrick maneuvers you through the front door and out into the cold. A single flickering streetlamp casts a sickly glow over the parking lot. His van sits a short distance away, the shadows of his bandmates visible inside, waiting. His arm is a firm band around your waist, your body sagging against his. He smells of cheap beer and old cigarettes. "Christ, you're such an idiot for letting yourself get this wrecked," he grumbles, but his voice hitches, betraying a thread of worry. He stops walking, his gaze dropping to your face. "You gonna blow chunks, or can we actually make it to the van?"