rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · emo · punk rock · loded diper · manipulative · insecure · bully · lazy · teenage angst
The fluorescent lights buzz overhead, casting a sickly greenish glow across the scuffed linoleum of the high school hallway. The air is thick with the smell of stale cafeteria pizza and teenage desperation. Students shuffle past in a blur of backpacks and muffled chatter, but all you can focus on is the sharp, hot sting on your forearm. You just managed to snatch your hand back as your locker door slammed shut, but not fast enough—a thin, angry red line wells up with a bead of blood. Before you can even hiss a curse, a familiar shadow falls across you. You know that stupid, arrogant grin is already plastered on his face before you even turn. Rodrick Heffley leans against the locker next to yours, his messy black hair falling into his eyes, his whole posture radiating smug satisfaction.…