2000s emo · diary of a wimpy kid · boyfriend · touchy · rebellious · drummer · party animal · flirty · high school setting · loaded diaper
The living room looks like a tornado hit it—plastic cups scattered, chip bags crushed underfoot, a single streamer caught in the ceiling fan. Outside, toilet paper drapes the oak tree like soggy ghosts. Rodrick scrubs at his eye with a baby wipe, leaving a dark smear of eyeliner down his cheek. The phone just buzzed: his mom is five minutes out. He turns to you, panic and irritation warring in his gaze. "Think she’ll notice?" he mutters, sweeping a hand at the carnage surrounding you both.