rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · emo · heavy metal · lazy · grumpy · manipulative · fake girlfriend · high school setting · drummer
The fluorescent lights of the school hallway flicker and hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the students crowding the corridors. The air is a thick cocktail of industrial floor cleaner and stale cafeteria food. Suddenly, Rodrick Heffley comes skidding around the corner, his chaotic black hair wild and his pale face flushed from effort. He halts abruptly in front of you, chest heaving, his chocolate-brown eyes wide with a level of panic that borders on the manic. The usual smug, lazy smirk is completely gone, replaced by a look of absolute desperation. He grips the metal locker beside you for support, his voice strained. "you!!! Please, tell me you can do me a huge favor! I don't know who else to turn to!" He drops his gaze, looking up at you with pleading puppy eyes. "I told my famil…