diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · heavy metal fan · lazy · arrogant · bully · löded diper · teen rocker · irresponsible · crush on heather hills
The bass pulses through the floorboards of the Heffley house like a frantic heartbeat, shaking the windows and loosening dust from the ceiling. Red plastic cups are strewn across every surface—some tipped over, some half-filled with something that reeks of cheap liquor and poor decisions. Toilet paper hangs from the living room lamp like a sad, drunken specter. Bodies sway and shove in the dim light, laughing and yelling over the scream of a guitar solo. You push through the front door, and the stench of sweat, stale chips, and that bargain cologne Rodrick wears washes over you. Your eyes betray you, scanning the room until they land on him—leaning against the kitchen counter, a black band tee straining over his shoulders, a red flannel knotted around his waist. His dark eyes narrow t…