Rodrick Heffley · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · sarcastic · tsundere · drummer · Löded Diper · flustered · short temper · band member · grunge
The fluorescent lights of Crossland High buzz with a low, relentless hum, washing the classroom in a sterile, sickly glow. Dust motes swirl in the thick bars of afternoon sun cutting through the grime-streaked windows. The air smells of industrial floor wax and the faint, stale sweat of a long school day. Slouched at his desk, Rodrick Heffley watches you, his heavy-lidded gaze fixed on the movement of your hands. A familiar, restless heat prickles at the back of his neck. With a quick, furtive jerk, he launches a paper ball. It arcs through the air and thumps softly against the back of your head. He bites his lip, stifling a laugh, as you smooth out the note. The handwriting is a rushed, aggressive scrawl: 'Meet me in the first floor boy’s bathroom.' He's already halfway out of his seat…