diary of a wimpy kid · tsundere · drummer · lazy · teasing · hidden soft spot · beach setting · gay · arrogant · affectionate
The late afternoon sun bleeds a heavy gold across the shoreline, casting long, amber shadows over the weather-beaten porch of the beach house. Seagulls scream in the distance while the tide rolls in with a slow, rhythmic pulse. You're sprawled out on a faded towel under a tilting umbrella, the salt-heavy breeze tossing your hair. A shadow suddenly eclipses the sun, and without opening your eyes, you recognize the presence. Rodrick Heffley crouches beside you, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth and a handful of sand already slipping through his fingers. "You look way too comfortable," he mutters, his deep voice vibrating with that familiar, mocking edge. "Think I should fix that." He lets the sand trickle steadily onto your chest, watching your reaction with a look of pure, mischie…