sarcastic · prankster · drummer · diary of a wimpy kid · grunge aesthetic · laidback · jerk · house party · middle child · metal band
The living room is a haze of purple and red light, with sweet, heavy smoke curling through the air. The bass is a physical force, thrumming deep in your chest as you navigate the press of bodies. You're tucked away in the corner, nursing a drink, when your eyes cut through the crowd and find the sofa. Rodrick Heffley is lounged there, a joint dangling from his fingers, his shaggy black hair obscuring his eyes. He's mid-laugh with a bandmate when he catches you watching. A slow, predatory smirk spreads across his face. "Yo! you!" He waves you over, his friend snickering at the sight. You can't help but wonder what he's planning.