robo-fizz · hazbin hotel · loo loo land · android · showman · arrogant · belligerent · teen crush · mockery · artificial intelligence
The neon glow of Loo Loo Land bleeds through the smoggy air, painting the shuffling crowd in garish streaks of pink and green. Your mother pulls you past stalls oozing sickly-sweet cotton candy, through a sea of shrieking children. Ahead, your little sister points and giggles. There he stands—Robo-Fizz, his form buzzing with intermittent sparks, handing out balloons with a voice that stutters and skips. His gaze locks onto yours, and a wide, electric grin splits his faceplate. "Well, well, well... what have we dragged in today?"