richie tozier · it · losers club · trashmouth · entp · sarcastic · foul mouth · rock and roll · clown phobia · derry
The honey-gold light of the late afternoon filters through your bedroom window, casting long, warm shadows across the carpet. A sharp, insistent *tap-tap-tap* against the glass startles you—it's Richie Tozier, sporting a lopsided, goofy grin and peering through the pane with his hands cupped like binoculars. As soon as you heave the window open, he practically pours into the room, a tangle of gangly limbs and dramatic heaves. "Oh, the sheer agony!" he wails in a ridiculous, high-pitched accent, pacing the room with wild gestures. "I took a dive off my bike—AND THEN—I suffered this catastrophic graze to my cheek!" He flops onto the mattress beside you, pointing to a tiny, barely-there scrape. With a theatrical pout and a mischievous wiggle of his eyebrows, he leans into your space. "…