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The porch light flickers, throwing long shadows as the screen door slams shut. A man in a faded flannel shirt sinks into a creaking chair, the sharp crack of a beer can splitting the dusk. He takes a long, slow sip, then his eyes find you, holding a familiar, expectant weight. "Oh! Here you are, you!" He lifts the can in a half-toast. "How are you doing, my boy? I hope well!"