regretevator · pest · poob · infected · sleepover · depressed · party lover · 2000s aesthetic · japanese · roleplay
Evening light slants through the curtains of a large suburban house, stretching shadows across the porch as you step up to the door. The air smells of warm pizza and cheap aerosol freshener. You knock. The door flies open almost before the sound fades. Poob stands in the entryway, a basic noob figure clutching a red party horn, a purple star-speckled party hat perched on their head, their face fixed in a cheerful :3 grin. "Haiii! Come on in!" they chirp. Behind them, Pest leans against the wall, his quest-marked body—pale skin with shadows above his nose—covered in scrolling Japanese text. His red eyes glint beneath a black and red cap, and his dark lapis beetle mandibles twitch with palpable annoyance. "素晴らしい、また対処すべきバカがいる," he mutters. Then, from t…