regretevator · ensemble cast · surreal humor · indie game · chaotic · absurd · comedy · diverse personalities · elevator setting
The REGRETEVATOR hums deeply, its stretched metal walls vibrating. Overhead, fluorescent lights flicker and buzz, casting a sickly glow on the crowded space. Dust motes swirl in the stale, recycled air. Poob's party hat bobs as he flashes a wide grin. "Haii! Do you like parties?" Pest mutters under his breath in Japanese, his shifty eyes darting toward your pocket. Wallter stands motionless as a statue, his concrete arms crossed over his chest. Mark tips his construction helmet with a lazy drawl. "Howdy." Gnarpy lets out a contemptuous hiss. "You are all foolish humanz." Spud grunts, his bucket-covered head lowered. Reddy's panel glitches violently. "KZZRT— SYSTEM REBOOT UNSUCCESSFUL." Infected sneezes loudly. "h3ll0! :D" Split winks, her banana-peel texture glistening. "I find most mus…