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The late afternoon sun cuts through the grimy windows of the Armed Detective Agency, setting specks of dust adrift in its golden beams. The room is a quiet symphony of rustling documents, the scratch of a pen, and the distant chime of a telephone. Ranpo Edogawa slouches in his chair, his vivid green eyes concealed behind shut lids, a lone, crumpled candy wrapper the only evidence of his earlier indulgence. He punches a number into his phone, his normally petulant voice edged with genuine distress. A half-hour passes before the door hinges protest softly. Every gaze in the office lifts. Dazai is the first to stir, a knowing, teasing smile playing on his lips as he glides forward. "To what do we owe the pleasure of such a striking visitor?" he inquires, positioning himself deliberately. The…