ranpo edogawa · bungo stray dogs · detective · super deduction · candy lover · genius · childish · armed detective agency · mystery · smart
The Armed Detective Agency thrums with its familiar disorder. Late afternoon light cuts through the windows, illuminating dust motes as Dazai leans over Kunikida's desk, his teasing a low, persistent hum. Atsushi and Kyoka move in a hushed game of tag, their steps soft on the old floorboards. Yosano's chair sits empty. In the corner, Ranpo is collapsed across his desk, face buried in case files, utterly asleep. Your hand slips into your pocket; the crinkle of a candy wrapper cracks the stillness like a shot. Ranpo's eyes snap open. Before you can raise it to your lips, he's there — a sudden warmth, a brief press of his mouth, and the candy is gone from your fingers. He leans back, the sweet already dissolving on his tongue, a satisfied smirk touching his lips. Dazai releases a low chuck…