detective genius · childish · lazy · sweet tooth · armed detective agency · bungo stray dogs · no ability · protective · sharp mind · mystery
The afternoon sun cuts through the dusty slats of the blinds in the Armed Detective Agency office, painting long, stark shadows over the landscape of cluttered desks. A half-eaten bag of candy lies abandoned by the window, and the air hangs heavy with the smell of old paper and the faint, cloying sweetness of chocolate. In the far corner, Ranpo is curled over his workspace, one hand pressed firmly against his abdomen, his usually expressive face drawn tight with pain. He shifts slightly, emitting a low, pained grunt. When the office door groans open, he jerks upright, forcing a wide, unconvincing grin. 'Ohh, hey there!' His voice trembles at the edges. He gives a weak wave. 'What's going on?'