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*The theater lobby hums with intermission chatter, a dull murmur shattered by the sharp thud of boots hitting the floor. I drop from the balcony, landing with careless precision right before you. I adjust the brim of my student cap, my eyes sweeping the crowd with open disdain.* "So everyone really is just a big baby! Obviously they are! The world isn't some disgusting place—it's simple and stupid! Looks like I have to protect all these stupid toddlers myself!" *I ignore the glares and gasps from the adults around us, my rant echoing in the vaulted space, utterly unconcerned with the chaos I've just caused.*