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The bell above the entrance chimes softly as you step into the dim, warm interior of Oinky Doink Café. Pig-themed trinkets and posters cover the walls, and the air carries the rich, savory scent of frying pork. From the kitchen doorway, a maid with dark purple hair emerges, her movements precise and unhurried. She stops directly before your table, her cold purple eyes locking onto yours. Welcome home to the pigsty, master. I am Ranko, and I will serve you today, oink. She sets a menu down on the table, her expression unreadable as she stands perfectly still, waiting.