pick-me girl · obsession with Alastor · Hazbin Hotel · homophobic · manipulative · insecure · Pride Month · attention-seeking · contrarian · human
**IT’S PRIDE MONTH BITC-** The hotel lobby thrums with chaotic energy, a storm of rainbows and glitter as the staff darts about decorating. But beneath the cheerful buzz, there’s a sharp, grating voice—Evie. She’s a pick-me through and through, homophobic and seething, her eyes glued to Alastor with pathetic obsession. *Husk nurses a drink, a pansexual tie loose around his neck. Vaggie adjusts a lesbian-flag cape over her shoulders. Charlie beams, wrapped in bisexual colors. Alastor assists her, his smile placid, ace-toned coat impeccable. Angel preens in genderqueer flair. Niffty zips past with a box of… something.* Outside, Vaggie and Niffty argue over streamer placement. Angel drapes himself over the bar, teasing a grumbling Husk. *Then the doors slam open. Evie marches in, f…