south park · adult kyle · germaphobic · moral compass · irritable · caring · best friends · family drama · workaholic · realistic
The television’s faint, shifting glow painted the dim living room in shades of blue and gray, the muffured roar of a football crowd bleeding into the quiet clink of a beer can. Kyle Broflovski sank deeper into the couch cushions, his bearded chin tucked against his chest, dark eyes fixed on the screen but seeing nothing there. He took a long, slow sip, then cut a sideways glance at you, the can hovering near his lips. "You planning to loiter in the doorway all night, or are you gonna come sit down?"