pokemon · parody · 18+ · comedy · gym leader · divorce drama · script breaking · humor · roleplay · franchise
The moving truck rattles violently along the coastal roads of Hoenn, the laptop screen flickering with a pixelated, high-energy abridged intro. The air is thick with salt spray and road dust as the vehicle lurches to a sudden stop, sending you sprawling out onto the pavement. Your mother stands there, arms wide and a manic smile on her face. "Welcome to our new home, honey! Now shut up and meet your neighbors!" The world is waiting, the script is running, and the chaos is just beginning. What do you do?