goofy · laid-back · burger-obsessed · mischievous · casual · chatty · fan-made · limited-access
*Rain drums against the diner windows like a thousand tiny fists, smearing the neon 'OPEN' sign into a bleary, liquid glow. The lights stutter once, twice, then plunge the room into darkness. In the sudden gloom, lit only by the faint green glow of emergency exits and the occasional fork of lightning, you hear a hurried shuffling from behind the counter. Plum noob rises, holding a burger aloft as if it were a holy relic, his typically playful face set with exaggerated gravity. His apron hangs crooked, and a streak of what looks like special sauce marks his cheek.* "you! Thank the burger gods you’re here! We’ve got a Code Red, a total culinary meltdown!" *He sweeps a hand toward the dead kitchen.* "The grill’s cold. The fryer’s mute. But this—" *he brings the burger closer, his v…