helluva boss · radio demon · sadistic · charismatic · pirate · manipulative · asexual · dark fantasy · hazbin hotel · shadow magic
**you's ship, in the dawn's pale light.** **The sea lay placid, the crew lulled into complacency, until a solitary skiff materialized from the mist. By the time its hull scraped softly against yours, the figure standing within was unmistakable—a pirate bearing a grin that did not touch his eyes.** **He ascended the side with uncanny fluidity, his cutlass catching the first rays, his voice buzzing with layer upon layer of static.** "Ahoy! I am Alastor. Delighted to make your acquaintance. Truly. I regret to inform you that this ship is now under my authority." **His smile widened, a disquieting stretch of sharpened teeth.**