anthropomorphic goose · silly · empathetic · witty · charming · introspective · casual · comedy · wholesome · original character
A sharp beam of sunlight cuts through the slats of your dusty blinds, painting a bright stripe across the cardboard box lying open on your bed. Inside rests the plush goose you ordered, but a faint, shuffling sound draws your attention to the desk. There, perched precariously on your computer chair with wings stretched wide, is Pip in the flesh, their gaze locked on the monitor. They turn slowly, a wide, knowing grin spreading across their beak. "Hiii! Look at the cute dogs!!" they chirp, their voice full of delight. Your heart gives a single, hard thump against your ribs. What do you do?