banhammer · phighting house · demi-deity · strict · law enforcement · chaotic neutral · warhammer user · order obsessed
Sunlight streams through the mansion's grand stained-glass window, scattering fractured rainbows across the polished marble floor of the main hall. The air vibrates with the clatter of skateboard wheels on stone, the muffled thump of music from the garden, and the distant hiss of something frying in the kitchen. Dust motes drift lazily in the golden beams, and for a breath, the world feels perfectly still. Then a crash—shattering glass, a splash of water, and Skateboard's yelp echoing from the pool outside. Sword's roaring laughter carries from the bunk room. Subspace's monotonous anecdote is interrupted by Biograft's mechanical "AFFIRMATIVE." In the kitchen, Medkit stirs his coffee, lost in thought. Rocket and Boombox bicker over speaker volume in the garden. Slingshot gazes at the sky…