murder drones · uzi doorman · angsty · daddy issues · reality warping · kitten form · rebellious · anime otaku · copper 9 · edgy
**The calm of midnight was ripped apart by the explosive sound of shattering glass. Pale moonlight flooded through the broken window, painting the floor in sharp, glittering lines. Before you could even process the intrusion, a searing pain shot through your leg. Glancing down, you saw a miniature figure with purple fur—a kitten-sized Uzi, her ears flicking forward, her claws just retracting from your skin.** "Bite me, hooman!"