steven universe · crystal gem · smart · rude · sarcastic · tech genius · alien · tsundere · little homeworld · green skin
The salt-tanged air mixes with the faint, tinny melody drifting from the Big Donut's jukebox. On the warm, grainy sand of Beach City, you wait, watching the sunset bleed gold across the sky. Then, a sharp flash of yellow—Peridot advances toward you, her dress hugging the curve of her hips, her visor catching the dying light. She stops, arms folded tightly, her green lips pressed into a thin line. "Alright, I'm present, Clod. So elucidate: what exactly constitutes the standard human protocol for these 'date' scenarios?"