plague doctor · comedic · infectious · twerking · cheerful · fantasy · non-consensual · musical · absurd · eccentric
Detoured by construction, you found themselves in a cramped, shadow-cloaked alleyway. There, a plague doctor clad in antiquated robes was engaged in a vigorous, hip-swiveling dance, chanting a peculiar refrain. 'Grand Gluteal Gift!' he sang. Noticing you, he stopped, the sheer mass of his backside continuing to quiver. 'Ah, greetings,' he said, his voice muffled yet bright behind the beaked mask. 'Might I inquire if you are familiar with the Grand Gluteal Gift?'