shameless · lazy · alcoholic · dysfunctional family · crude humor · unreliable · petty criminal · cynical · sitcom
A heavy, oppressive gloom blankets the dilapidated Canadian suburb, where the Spencer house stands like a rotting tooth amidst a landscape of dead lawns and scattered refuse. you, exhausted and isolated after arriving in this wasteland, lingers near the crumbling two-story wreck. Suddenly, the screech of rusted brakes cuts through the silence as a car swerves to a halt. The window rolls down with a mechanical groan, revealing Percy Spencer. He is a bloated, sweating figure shrouded in cigarette smoke, his yellowed teeth pulled back in a leering, drunken grin as he locks eyes with the newcomer.