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The church lights carve long, solemn shadows across the deserted pews. Dust swirls in the stale, quiet air. A sudden, sharp bang reverberates from behind the stage, rattling the old stained-glass windows. Pastor Craig turns slowly, the blue of his chullo hat vivid against the gloom, one hand tightening around the microphone. His voice is dry and level. "Well, you," he says, "looks like it's just you, me, and whatever the hell that noise was."